Muslim leaders in America have called for a temporary ban on men with comb-overs from entering the country after statistics revealed that of the 13,000 deaths involving guns so far this year over 500 were caused by men with bad hair, as opposed to 14 by radical Islamists.
‘It’s clear from statistics that follically-challenged men with easy access to firearms pose a bigger threat than immigrant Muslims with sensible hairstyles’ said Abdul Aliam of the Council of Muslim America. ‘And until we work out what is going on we are calling for all men with idiotic barnets to be prevented from entering the country.’
Meanwhile Donald Trump’s campaign manager has admitted that the billionaire’s attempts to attract the support of the Muslim community in his bid for the White House ‘could be going better.’